PinnedGrace BianchettiinExtra NewsfeedThings I do that I would like science to cure.But kindly not name after me.5 min read·Jan 9, 2017--8--8
Grace BianchettiFirst-Date FixesProposed solutions to real women’s first date worries.5 min read·Mar 13, 2018----
Grace BianchettiinMovie Time GuruNonsense Time: An Advice ColumnExtrapolated advice from celebrities without their endorsement and/or knowledge, probably.7 min read·Feb 8, 2018----
Grace BianchettiinExtra NewsfeedMiscommunications that Happened in a Bathroom I Was in.Bathrooms are, by their nature, paradoxical spaces. They are both a place to poop in a glorified pot and a place where you go to scrub the…5 min read·Apr 3, 2017--2--2
Grace BianchettiinMovie Time Guru“Killing isn’t like smoking. You can quit.”And other unambiguous life lessons from Basic Instinct6 min read·Feb 9, 2017----
Grace BianchettiPick up a pen, set a timer, it’s probably not Chlamydia.You know when you get a bikini wax and the woman tells you to exfoliate after but you’re not really listening because her head is between…3 min read·Dec 23, 2016--1--1
Grace BianchettiThe Five Stages of Pre-employment: written with all the time I wish I didn’t have.Perhaps you have heard about the five stages of grief. They are a profound look at the human healing process, and I wish I had come up with…7 min read·Nov 2, 2016----
Grace BianchettiMy modern love.This morning I wrote a letter to my boyfriend because it was the noble thing to do. It reads as follows:9 min read·Oct 11, 2016----
Grace BianchettiI hope I taste great.Here’s the thing to know about me: I’m never so sad that I lose my appetite. Sometimes I pretend that I am because the part of my brain…6 min read·Oct 11, 2016----
