PinnedGrace BianchettiinExtra NewsfeedThings I do that I would like science to cure.But kindly not name after me.Jan 9, 20178Jan 9, 20178
Grace BianchettiFirst-Date FixesProposed solutions to real women’s first date worries.Mar 13, 2018Mar 13, 2018
Grace BianchettiinMovie Time GuruNonsense Time: An Advice ColumnExtrapolated advice from celebrities without their endorsement and/or knowledge, probably.Feb 8, 2018Feb 8, 2018
Grace BianchettiinExtra NewsfeedMiscommunications that Happened in a Bathroom I Was in.Bathrooms are, by their nature, paradoxical spaces. They are both a place to poop in a glorified pot and a place where you go to scrub the…Apr 3, 20172Apr 3, 20172
Grace BianchettiinMovie Time Guru“Killing isn’t like smoking. You can quit.”And other unambiguous life lessons from Basic InstinctFeb 9, 2017Feb 9, 2017
Grace BianchettiPick up a pen, set a timer, it’s probably not Chlamydia.You know when you get a bikini wax and the woman tells you to exfoliate after but you’re not really listening because her head is between…Dec 23, 20161Dec 23, 20161
Grace BianchettiThe Five Stages of Pre-employment: written with all the time I wish I didn’t have.Perhaps you have heard about the five stages of grief. They are a profound look at the human healing process, and I wish I had come up with…Nov 2, 2016Nov 2, 2016
Grace BianchettiMy modern love.This morning I wrote a letter to my boyfriend because it was the noble thing to do. It reads as follows:Oct 11, 2016Oct 11, 2016
Grace BianchettiI hope I taste great.Here’s the thing to know about me: I’m never so sad that I lose my appetite. Sometimes I pretend that I am because the part of my brain…Oct 11, 2016Oct 11, 2016