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Things I do that I would like science to cure.

But kindly not name after me.

Jan 9, 2017

Things I do that I would like science to cure.

Jan 9, 2017

First-Date Fixes

Proposed solutions to real women’s first date worries.

Mar 13, 2018

First-Date Fixes

Mar 13, 2018

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Nonsense Time: An Advice Column

Extrapolated advice from celebrities without their endorsement and/or knowledge, probably.

Feb 8, 2018

Nonsense Time: An Advice Column

Feb 8, 2018

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Miscommunications that Happened in a Bathroom I Was in.

Bathrooms are, by their nature, paradoxical spaces. They are both a place to poop in a glorified pot and a place where you go to scrub the…

Apr 3, 2017

Miscommunications that Happened in a Bathroom I Was in.

Apr 3, 2017

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“Killing isn’t like smoking. You can quit.”

And other unambiguous life lessons from Basic Instinct

Feb 9, 2017

“Killing isn’t like smoking. You can quit.”

Feb 9, 2017

Pick up a pen, set a timer, it’s probably not Chlamydia.

You know when you get a bikini wax and the woman tells you to exfoliate after but you’re not really listening because her head is between…

Dec 23, 2016

Dec 23, 2016

The Five Stages of Pre-employment: written with all the time I wish I didn’t have.

Perhaps you have heard about the five stages of grief. They are a profound look at the human healing process, and I wish I had come up with…

Nov 2, 2016

Nov 2, 2016

My modern love.

This morning I wrote a letter to my boyfriend because it was the noble thing to do. It reads as follows:

Oct 11, 2016

Oct 11, 2016

I hope I taste great.

Here’s the thing to know about me: I’m never so sad that I lose my appetite. Sometimes I pretend that I am because the part of my brain…

Oct 11, 2016

Oct 11, 2016

Grace Bianchetti

Grace Bianchetti

Essays on movies, sisterhood, love, and occasionally my semi-sensational sex-life. Contact: grace.c.shaffer[at]gmail[dot]com

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